My Name is Jake.

Hello, my name is Jake, and I'm a street dog.
I now live at The Anchor in Calle Cadiz, and I would like to wish everyone a Happy Christmas.
So here goes...
I know you think I'm barking mad....
Sending you this letter...
But since I moved into The Anchor...
My life is so much better.

So Merry Christmas to one and all...
Put up decorations in your homes...
When you've eaten all the turkey...
Bring me down the bones.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.